Pretend this is my morning talk show, and I'm smiling while holding a mug with nothing in it.RVA. Proud product of the early-80's.
As much as I wanna take a tumble in the leaves—I won’t. (Taken with instagram)
THIS DAY
Shattered my iPhone and blew out a tire on the interstate, then spent 35 excruciating minutes changing it in the dark.
FUN. YOU GUYS. FUN.
When people say “fall fun” it ruins how pleasurable alliteration can be.
Also why the need to flip out over “pumpkin spice” _______? Really?
My favorite season is Air Conditioned.
Spent alot of time being lost, getting sunburnt and sweating in this corn maze.
Did you know in a corn maze it’s ten degrees warmer? Yeah, me neither.
*I did not photograph the “tater ribbon” I consumed, because I’m ashamed.
I see you have a new costume, Rachel
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I don’t like it.
Apparently Rachel just dumped ketchup and mustard on herself. At least she has some pouches to keep her busy.
